Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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