She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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