He is such a slut. More and more my type.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Randomize
