the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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