Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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