That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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