I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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