He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He felt like a one man threesome
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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