the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
me + whiskey = a bad person
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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