My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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