The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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