Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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