The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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