um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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