Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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