She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She's the barista slut.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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