On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
We left the knife in your bed.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Randomize
