Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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