You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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