i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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