I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
