Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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