this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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