Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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