he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
A+ Viking dick
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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