i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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