wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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