Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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