But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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