I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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