Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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