party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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