your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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