he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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