why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
