Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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