I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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