areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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