How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
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I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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