I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
