And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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