I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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