So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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