Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I'm bleeding and have questions
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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