Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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