After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just had sex on a roof
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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