Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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