stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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