your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
