I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
ttyl tear gas
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I see more hoeing in ur future
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