shes about as inviting as chlamydia
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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