Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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